Findings:

• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• emotional baggage
• Emotional manipulation of the pet chicken
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Yahoo Serious
• Conduct Towards The Christians From Nero To Constantine X
• speak only when spoken to
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• You're never around when I need you
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When We Were Orphans
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When Motorcycles Fall
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When oil recycling plants explode
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• Factual Faction for the Freedom of Fine Facts
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm just sayin'
• Global warming is a serious threat to all
• swimming toward a source of light
• Slouching Towards Toronto: A staggering lazy hot impromptu britcal/canadia beerfest.
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When I left home
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When the ocean fell
• When All's Well
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when a Pope dies
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Since when am I a size 6?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• emotional
• Emotional Imprints
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Serious Fraud Office
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• veer padrasana
• When I first met you
• When I have female children
• When Animals Attack
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• These are the days when birds come back
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When We Recovered
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• When Father Rode the Goat
• When Pride Still Mattered
• When I watch the living meet
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When tofu goes bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When celebrities die
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• When first my way to fair I took
• When Renny wakes up
• emotional impact
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• Conduct Towards The Christians From Nero To Constantine XI
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• i like my body when it is with your
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• When You Are Old
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• What did you mean when you said...

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