| Invariably, two evil, sadistic people who will hate me regardless of how nice or normal i may look. Generally, these people have nothing better to do than think of ways to scare me away or ruin our relationship. Generally owning a large gun or knife collection, or sheriff of some small town. Often associated with car chases, elite 2 AM rescues, gunfights, bad music, communist plots, cars flying over ramps, superheroes wearing spandex... well, maybe i'm exaggerating. But always be cautious of the 'girlfriend's parents'.. no good can ever come of this.
Alternatively, some girls' parents like me too much, to the point of flirting(very scary), blabbing on about their jobs, or telling their daughters to marry me. These parents generally are associated with girls i'm not interested in (or visa versa). | 
