Mr. Burns

See: Charles Montgomery Burns

Charles Montgomery Burns	Simpson, eh?	Crapulence	Eli
Monkey Knife Fight	Harvard Lampoon	Stonecutters	Cartoonish super-villainy
Mr. Sparkle	Plan 9 from Outer Space	Waylon Smithers	Homer Simpson
Bender	I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again	The Simpsons	Cavort
I'll explain it when you're older	pat on the back	lazzi	Lollygag
Vash	Toast	Bidet	babel fish

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