Findings:

• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• You know you're a geek when...
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When it all comes together
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• When The King Comes Home
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Come on up to the House
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When you're home alone
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Girl drink drunk
• I only smoke when I drink
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Grow Up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When You Come
• When you're alone
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You're so come here go away
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'll explain it when you're older
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When the dark comes
• when the time comes
• When your time comes
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When Push Comes To Shove
• Her hair, tangled
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Swing when you're winning
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• When Renny wakes up
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When the Boat Comes In
• What I want to be when I grow up
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• These are the days when birds come back
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the great recorder comes
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You're never around when I need you
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When Bobby Comes Down
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You know you're in the SCA when
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When Saturday Comes
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• What Dreams May Come
• come off second-best
• Comes the Inquisitor
• How did we come to this?
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• come the raw prawn
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• weaving spiders come not here
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Making the Movies IV Do the Players Drink Intoxicants in Motion Pictures?
• i can drink a kiddie pool of pabst
• I often get drunk in my basement
• hot cocoa mix
• Mixx Entertainment
• Cake Mix Cookies
• Up Your Ass
• Surf's Up
• Dummy up
• Jump Up! Records
• strung up
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• One up
• ...and a wake up
• All Fired Up
• tizzy up the place
• gird up the loins
• Give yourself up
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• Up On The Hill
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• Up in Arms
• washing up liquid
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Up With Your Kipper
• How to pick up Sheilas
• Brush Up Your Shakespeare
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• jr grows up (user)
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• I think I'm about to be stood up
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• What did you mean when you said...
• We journal only when we hurt
• Things to consider when forming a rock band

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