Miss Lucy had a Steamboat

Miss Suzy Had A SteamBoat
Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell (ding! ding!),
Miss Suzy went to heaven and the steamboat went to -

Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I will chop off your -

Behind the refrigerator,
there was a piece of glass,
Miss Suzy sat upon it and she broke her little -

Ask me no more questions,
please tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
pulling down their -

Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend,
are kissing in the -

D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K,
Dark, Dark, Dark -