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Lord's Limerick

created by novalis

(idea) by Smilin Zack (7.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Dec 01 2000 at 1:40:31

Omnipotence can be a chore
And watching those sparrows a bore
Come on, leave Earth's cradle
Stop picking your navels
And join Me up here evermore.
I'm in Heaven and My Name is holy
I am mighty whilst you are the lowly
I give you all bread
So don't get a swelled head!
...and lay off the Red Bull and Stoli!

(A nodeshell challenge by novalis).


(idea) by NightShadow (2.9 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Dec 01 2000 at 1:52:38

There once was this Prophet named Jesus
Who promised that He never would leave us.
For His trouble and grief
He was treated like a thief
And now the Rapture's coming to sieze us.

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I gave you all the Breath of Life
And for this, you blame Me for your strife!
I just hope you understand
It was by your own hand-
I wield Love, but never a knife.


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