Findings:

• "lol! what? lol!" was written on the tissue box. sometimes i look too deep
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I look in the mirror
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• it was my birthday
• Shakes the Clown
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• A Thousand Clowns
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• You can't have everything
• The first time I knew I was different
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Odysseus was not lying
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Kalila wa Dimna
• We have learned our lessons well
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Since Hector was a pup
• Celebrities I have served
• Nu Wa
• I have one whole anus
• There Once Was a Farmer
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• We have standards AND pants
• She stopped and took a second look
• The color that makes you look good
• What did Jesus look like?
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Why couples look alike
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• You will look absurd and you will feel inert
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• soft swish of tires on the streets, and my face in the mirror came as a dark surprise
• Still Life with Spherical Mirror
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Mr. Mojo Risin'
• Mr. T vs Everything
• Mrs. Peel (user)
• Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky
• The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher
• Searching for Mr. Right
• Mr. Boston
• Mrs
• Mrs Palmer
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Mr. Grieves' Bone Machine
• Mr Masterplan (user)
• Mrs. Red (user)
• Mr. Pinchy
• Thank you, Mr. Melville
• Mr. Blue Sky
• Mr Ben_root (category)
• mr truth_root (category)
• mr. kos_root (category)
• Mr. Ill_root (category)
• Mr Mucks_root (category)
• mrs. Xinos_root (category)
• Mr T D_root (category)
• Mr. Carrot_root (category)
• mr wrath13 (user)
• Ben Smith (user)
• Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
• Orin C. Smith
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Twenty
• Hilton Smith
• An Evening with Kevin Smith
• Bill Smith (user)
• victoria smith (user)
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• rodeo clown
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Have a nice day
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Japanese alphabet
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• He Was a Crook
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• How the West Was Won
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Knots I have known and loved
• when was vienetta ice cream invented
• Stoned music memories
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The screen where you have to press reset
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Type A blood
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• if I can't have silence
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You have potential
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Open Look
• windows where I can look out
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Look to the stars
• Look Who's Dancing
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• Look beyond the storm
• The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• Mirror Universe
• mirror stage
• two-way mirror
• Mr. Toaster (user)
• Mr. Bigglesworth
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Mr. Seward

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