John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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(person) by pokey (8 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sun May 21 2000 at 5:29:58

...his name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Da da da da da da da...

The song that doesn't end	Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power	Jacob wrestling with the angel	To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar
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