A hugely funny, offensive and fast comedian and card trickster from Glasgow. His comedy includes jibes at the famous, religion and the royal family. I guess you would have to have a sense of humour growing up Jewish in one of the worst areas in the city.

Some choice quotes:

See that Nelson Mandela? What a bastard. And see that Terry Waite? He's a cunt. Loan someone a fiver... he fucks off and you never see him again!

On the dangers of magic mushrooms
Only last week in the Lothian and Borders region a naked youth was seen chasing after a polo mint wrapper shouting "Giro, that's my giro."