Findings:

• This will never happen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• If you told me this never happened
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Things that we will never use
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• I've Never Been to Me
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Trouble Will Find Me
• Kiss me once and never again
• Never Let Me Down Again
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• will you take me with you when you go?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• You will never be a real woman
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Never Let Me Go
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• What if it never happened?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• video games never made me violent
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• A Letter I Will Never Send
• I will never drink root beer again
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Millions now living will never die
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• You never think it will be the ducks
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Will Night Never Come?
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• feline allergies
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• will happen, happening, happened
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• Accidents Never Happen
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• Questions we will never have answers to
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Marks which will never be broken
• Accidents will happen
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• My love will never die
• we can give up, but the world never will
• It will never be just you
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The Museum of Whales You Will Never See
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
• Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
• There will never be another you
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• If No One Will Love Me
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• World War II never happened
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You will not remember me at all
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Me and Will
• My New York will die with me
• ender will save me (user)
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Video, or it never happened.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• nobody will let me start a country
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• u'll never know me (user)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• you never sent me the manuscript
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• free will, free agency, free beer
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How could God let this happen?

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