• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Time flies when you're having fun
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When the great recorder comes
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When or Not, Make it Great
• You know you're a geek when...
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Sing when you're winning
• You're never around when I need you
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Swing when you're winning
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When you're alone
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're home alone
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Great Depression
• Great House
• WoOz: 16 The Magic Art of the Great Humbug
• The Great Controversy
• Great Lakes Valley Conference
• Counter-Strike cheats
• The great coin shortage of the '60s
• Great Pyrenees
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• The Great Race
• The Great Khas (user)
• The Great Dalmuti
• The Great Indian National Anthem Controversy
• the Great Lord Klamath_root (category)
• Great American Ball Park
• Great Ireland
• The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• straight key
• I walk around when I'm high
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When Raves Attack!
• when people become strangers
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When butterflies sing
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• When touch was simple
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Paris... When it Sizzles!
• When the dark comes
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• You're Only Old Once!
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're like a brother to me
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• Great Britain
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Great Revolt
• Great Worm
• Great Hollands
• Great Sandy Desert
• Great White North
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• The Great Darkness Saga
• The Great Kai & J. J.
• National Parks of Great Britain
• Great Plains
• The Great Omi
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• Great Bitter Lake
• Great Chicago Fire
• the Great Omission
• She wrote the great american napkin
• The Straight Dope
• The Straight Story
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• When it's raining
• What I left when I left you
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I know more when I'm alone
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When night taught you to let light talk
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When the Frost is on the Punkin
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When Ice Capades is the pinnacle of your profession
• When a body catch a body
• When It Falls
• When the dragon is slain
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• Now you're on the trolley
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• You're so boned
• SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
• Alexander the Great
• Peter the Great
• The Great Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra
• The great web site background music conspiracy
• Great Eastern
• the great sail
• Great Australian Bight
• Iconography of Alexander the Great
• Into the Great Wide Open
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Great Moments in Criminal Forensics
• Arts Council of Great Britain
• Great Reform Bill
• Great Altar
• The Great Aussie Ford-Holden Rivalry
• The Great Commission
• The Great LaRouche Toad-Frog Massacree
• Marquesa the Great (user)
• D.R. & Quinch go Straight
• Michael Straight
• when
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused

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