• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because, not in spite of
• funny money
• Betty MacDonald
• Funny Ringtone_root (category)
• No True Scotsman
• This is true
• The true nature of the universe
• True Believers and Mass Movements
• True Native American Tribe Names
• True Metal
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• as funny as hell
• Funny Face
• answer: true/false boxes
• True Patriotism
• The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• True Skill_root (category)
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Because
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• because I have given up any care
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• Funny van Dannen
• True stuff in the Bible
• This is a recollection of something true.
• being true to your nature
• blue like an arrow, deep and true
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• Because I dig you
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Viagra is not funny
• My Funny Valentine
• My funny villaintine
• To thine own self be true
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• true crime
• True Self
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Hobart's Funnies
• This sentence is true
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• Everything is true and nothing matters
• True Will
• The True Sweetheart
• The True Game
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Because I Got High
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• because I am only half of what you need
• Funny C declarations
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• True Christians
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Partisanship and the "rule of law" are obstacles to true democracy
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• True School
• True (user)
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Because the city is falling down
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• funny free mp3 ringtones (user)
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Nothing is true, everything is permitted
• True Odds
• true or false
• The True History of the Kelly Gang
• true gangsta (user)
• I care because you do
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• funny disclaimers
• Funny car
• The true rulers of the World
• One True Brace
• True Happiness This Way Lies
• The one true chocolate
• What I tell you three times is true
• I know this much is true
• Is this true or only clever?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• funny
• funny fag
• funny one_root (category)
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• one true love
• True Colors
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• while (true)
• The Outbursts of Everett True
• Because I say so
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We sing because we must
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Funny bumper stickers
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• funny free mp3 ringtones_root (category)
• Things that seem too good to be true, rule
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• A True Hymn
• Time Cube proves true, Gene Ray wins Nobel Prize for physics
• C++: true or false?
• The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
• Because it's wrong
• because I love skating bears
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• funny (user)
• My Aim Is True
• Agh! The rumors of the Daystar are true!
• The only true freedom is freedom from the heart's desires
• Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
• Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls Making a Zine
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Because I couldn't
• funny pages
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• True Romance
• A savory salad that conceals its true nature
• The origin of true love
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Chicken Cannon
• huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Meditation IV: Of the True and the False
• Andy X Kirby True
• The Valley of True Poverty and Absolute Nothingness
• The One True Seeker (user)
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• True Stories
• True Cross
• The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
• Reflections on Sin, Pain, Hope, and the True Way
• Necessarily True
• Cheese stories that are probably true
• Purple is the color of my true love's hair
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Hearts are funny, fragile, things
• --funny name-- (user)
• Too good to be true
• it's just as true as the news
• true friendship
• A True & Faithful Relation of What Passed for Many Years Between Dr. John Dee and Some Spirits
• One True Way of array indexing
• an orbit steadfast and looping and true
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because I lived in Paradise
• funny farm

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