• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Let me be your fantasy
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Sucks to be you
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• far be it from me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• OBAFGKM
• College sucked for me too
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Be gentle with me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• marry me and you'll be safe
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Look siad me Be like me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• That would be me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• the world will be remade in our image
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• The Be
• How to be anonymous
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• list of things
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Be gua
• give me your most honest smile
• Here be Cows
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Radio Still Sucks
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Cartman Sucks
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Luke be a Jedi tonight
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• ull be late_root (category)
• Beware! This might be reality!
• be ver (user)
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• me
• Drink Me
• Big Me
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Bangor, Maine
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Weakness in Me
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• DCyes its me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Come Talk To Me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• ender will save me (user)
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• You died for me
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• You might be a Michigander
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Fit to be tied
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• All I ever wanted to be
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• Boys Be
• Rebeca Martinez
• i be an retarded_root (category)
• Attention must be paid
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you

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