Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a television set
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Have a nice day
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't say the B-word
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• This is why we can't have nice things
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't believe in anything
• Baptist jokes
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't have to remember my name
• You Don't Say
• Capitalize, please
• Don't say no
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Say Anything
• It don't mean anything moves
• "Don't worry," he says
• Stoned music memories
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• How to say "Nice to meet you"
• No one says anything important during the day
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you can say something nice, do
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A reason to drink
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• anythinGg 4 y0u_root (category)
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• you don't want to know
• I don't want children
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Natural rights don't exist
• I don't care what color your computer is
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I don't remember all that much
• don't cry over spilled milk
• Sorry, I don't work here
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• don't throw good money after bad
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• dont know_root (category)
• we don't precisely know
• Don't feed the Faradays
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• I may or may not have been naked
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Have brain, will travel
• consoles should have trackballs
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I would like to have emotions
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The terrorists have already won
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• need sex have money (user)
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Nice guys finish last
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• mr nice guy_root (category)
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Words we can't say anymore
• So little left to say
• Thigh Says No (user)
• i wont say a w0rd (user)
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Why Don't You?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• first impressions don't always count
• Don't blow-dry your Basil.
• Don't knock the glock
• Don't escort the big chariot
• I still don't even know you
• I don't want a label
• I dont know_root (category)
• Don't Believe the truth
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.

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