Findings:

• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Could/can vs Would/will
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• I could care less
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I could sleep now
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Mind without body
• I would like to have emotions
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• We could all be blind
• I could hear her thoughts
• You could be so delicious
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• more or less
• Edward the Less
• a dream less desired
• Pay to Play
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I wish you would talk to me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• we could lie and lie
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I wish I could burn like god
• Good but could be better
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• less than stellar
• the devil to pay
• pay day cash advance (user)
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Because that would make sense
• Would you like a doughnut?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The dog who would not come in
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• i think i could love you
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• The mountain could be home
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Sucks Less!
• The natural state of the human spirit is ecstatic wonder. We should not settle for less.
• The one with the expense account pays
• The Price They Pay
• would
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• How it would happen
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Just to see what it would be like
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• A book that would feed our chats
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• I could keep my sexuality private
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The less you know, the more money you make
• less lethal
• A life less encumbered and the birth of icons
• Rob Peter to pay Paul
• Pays d'Auge
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• could
• why i could never live in the city
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• less
• less is more
• Moore is Less
• Candide and Martin Pay a Visit to Seignor Pococurante, a Noble Venetian
• double back pay
• pay day cash advance_root (category)
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• The dog who would not back off
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• If I Could Say Mother
• I could lie like this forever
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Less than three
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• Public sector pay disputes
• eternity would be boring
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I would like
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• What would Nietzsche do?
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• I could eat a horse
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• One Less Car
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Pay It Forward
• he who pays the piper calls the tune
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• what would you like?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• A little child could never kill this clean
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Less Than Jake
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• base pay
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• What Would Sensei Do?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond

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