• Carpenter as a Composer
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when you were words
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• They Were Eleven
• you were reasonable
• The bees were cool
• We Were Soldiers
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• We were always coming back
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• Were you here at all?
• carpenter (user)
• If my life were an arcade game
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If Wishes Were Horses
• If I Were King
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Why were the Protectionists unable to prevent the repeal of the Corn Laws?
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• No Sex Please: We're British
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Karen Carpenter
• Those were the days
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If All the World Were Paper
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If I Were a Rich Man
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• We're sprouting wings, metamorphosing, speaking in tongues
• Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
• Things never were what they used to be
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• Richard Carpenter
• We were never really friends
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're the Replacements
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Metaphor for the lives we're living
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• were wolf pop (user)
• If we're such good friends
• You Were on My Mind
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• The place where you were undone
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• It's been years since we were born
• The Way We Were
• It is sad how many were torn off
• Charisma Carpenter
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• If This Were a Movie
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• We were both scared of the dark
• Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• The Carpenters
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• And Then There Were None
• Were the Allies Hypocrites?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
• How we were, before we were
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• were wolf pop_root (category)
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• We're Only In It For The Money
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Were there a god!
• If there were no birds
• As if that were possible, and oh the bitter-sweetness of trying
• This is an Interesting Groove We're In
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• How many glow worms were KIA?
• The Walrus and the Carpenter
• Once Were Warriors
• Behave as if there were a God
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Those men were vanishing
• When Things Were Rotten
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• His words were like
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• T. A. Carpenter
• Were
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• I wish I were close
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• We're all Borf in the End
• her eyes were brimming with souls
• I Wish You Were Here
• Let's pretend we're married
• Of course, they were wrong
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• the words were enough
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• carpenter
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were supposed to fall
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Where were you then?
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
• House Carpenter
• Even if we're not together
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When we were little kids, running
• As it were
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• Why were we created?
• So...what do we do now that we're happy?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• How to herd people in public
• We're screwed, my friends
• You Were Right_root (category)
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• John Carpenter
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• When We Were Kings
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• Or were they chords of sun?
• When We Were Mud
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much

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