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• Was I born to play?
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I Was Born Yesterday
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I was born this way
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• born slippy.NUXX
• poetry is born of why
• Born to code
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I was adored once too
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Born to be Wild
• Koenig Born Diagram
• It's been years since we were born
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• Born Against
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Magneto Was Right
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• There's one born again every minute
• The Church of England is born: The Elizabethan religious settlement
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Born Again Virgin
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• What was it? What of it?
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Born into Trouble as the Sparks Fly Upward
• Some men are born to lose
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• My hacked iPhone was better
• Renee was a princess
• born again
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die

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