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• I never thought it would be like this
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I never thought I would node this
• Mind without body
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I thought that the tree would fall
• why you should never be a referee
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Never quite at home in the world
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The best kind of bartender
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Be different, just like everyone else
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What it's like to be in love
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What is it like to be a bat?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I would like to have emotions
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• love like you've never been hurt
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Names that should never be given to important files
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• There will never be another you
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Would you like fries with that?
• Never look like you're staring
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• What it's like to be skinny
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• What life after death will really be like
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What is and what should never be
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• We never asked to be babysitters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Never be the first to let go
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Marks which will never be broken
• Knowledge can never be certain
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Half-sour pickle
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• I would like to bring you here
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• That would be me
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I'll never be the other woman
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Would you like an OS with that?
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I never really thought about it
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• eternity would be boring
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible

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