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• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• it would be hilarious if only
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• eternity would be boring
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Mind without body
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• That would be me
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If I could be someone
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I never thought it would be like this
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• No one can be in two places at once
• Let It Be (user)
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• figure skating
• Figure Four
• A tragic figure on the doorstep seeking solace
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Would you like fries with that?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Because that would make sense
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• I would like to bring you here
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Awake
• You will be assimilated
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• Poogy be Pita
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• God must be deaf
• Adam fell that men might be
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• political figure
• The Great Figure
• Roric figures
• good reasons to hate someone
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Is someone your bitch?
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• How to pack someone out of your life
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Soon to be off the air

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