• this is how i'm going to die.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to the moon
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• this is it, we're going to die
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I am going to die
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm Going Home
• I don't want to die
• funny fat guy who dies
• Where whores go to die
• Die Stem van Suid Afrika
• Biederman und die Brandstifter
• Attending an inauguration: the surest way to die
• Die Seeker_root (category)
• We live for the one, we die for the one
• Die Eire von Satan (user)
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Why I am going to law school
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• When are you going to stop running?
• Going Merry
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• Now I'm Nothing
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• I'm Cute
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• help im a rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• When I Die
• At 6 I die
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Til I Die
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Even trees die
• Live or Die
• People don't flail when they die
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going on a Picnic
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Going to a ska show
• Why the police aren't going to find your stolen TV
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Die! Die! Die! (user)
• Dies non
• cough and die
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Live Free or Die
• Nothing Will Die
• Cut and paste writeups
• A Hero Never Dies
• Why Did Grandpa Die?
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• going
• Hey, how's it going?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Thumbs Up going down
• It's going to be fine
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Im Elvis (user)
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm Alone
• I'm doing OK
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Touch me I'm sick
• Jar Jar Must Die
• Die Eier Von Satan
• Win, Lose or Die
• It is now illegal to die
• Nooientjie van die Ou Transvaal
• Bill Gates Must Die
• Millions now living will never die
• Die Fehlfarben
• Die Fantastischen Vier
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going After Cacciato
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The joy of going to war
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Die Primitiven
• optima dies prima fugit
• Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
• Die Wende
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Die Goldenen Zitronen
• Dreams die fast and hard in the desert
• My love will never die
• Aunt Tootsie Dies
• Going Gold
• Going Overboard
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• The difference between going to "the pictures," "the movies," and "a film."

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