Findings:
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Im-
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm a Medieval Man
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- HI im vik_root (category)
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Ready to eat jelly
- I'm with the band
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm scared
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm a slasher... of prices!
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- The Not Ready for Prime Time Players
- Ready up
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm Not Sleeping
- I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- media ready
- The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
- imm
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- i'm just a girl
- I'm Too Sexy
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm in the Army and I'm gay
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- Ready Aim Tomatoes
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm a schmuck-American
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- I'm Down
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm Tory Plan B
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- The drugs get you ready
- ready to sparkle (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm Not Rappaport
- I'm From New Jersey
- I'm in love: A reflection on life
- I'm not a terrorist
- I'm fine, thank you. And you?
- i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
- Zeit im Bild
- I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
- I'm the King of the Castle
- Touch me I'm sick
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- ready position
- Rapture Ready
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm working on it
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm not gay
- I'm on a bus
- I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- Charmed, I'm sure
- im wearing a bandana (user)
- im in ur base killin ur d00dz
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- ready room
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm with stupid
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- I'm lovin' it
- I'm wide awake It's morning
- I'm a Mountain
- im da best (user)
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Data Terminal Ready
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm a little tea pot
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
- I'm Alan Partridge
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Im Elvis_root (category)
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm such a philistine
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Roundup Ready
- U READY 4 ME (user)
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
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