Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm the father"

• Saint Jean de Brébeuf
• A Hymn to God the Father
• I could've killed my father
• My father is like Jimmy Carter
• A vindication of the authority of fathers
• expectant father
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Our Father
• The Corps is Mother, The Corps is Father
• The Courtship of Eddie's Father
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• Father Knows Best
• Life with Father
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• Touch me I'm sick
• Becoming your father
• Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (one)
• Father Malloy
• Fathers and Sons
• Fathers 4 Justice
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Old Father Eternity
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Father Jack (user)
• I am my father's daughter
• The Mothers and Fathers Italian Association
• no worries, no bothers, no captains, no fathers
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Really Into Techno
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Land of my Fathers
• Pictures of my father
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• Father's Field
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm still Big Red_root (category)
• I'm a programmer (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm going to kill you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Fathers of Confederation
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (two)
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• A day in the life of a single father
• A father to his teenage son
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• father
• Father Guido Sarducci
• A letter to my deceased father
• Alexander's Father
• Father Dok (user)
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm just sayin'
• when my father cries
• Dreams Of Our Fathers
• Birthday presents for fathers
• Are You Right There, Father Ted?
• Unwed Fathers
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• i'm everything_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Rose (user)
• You are old, Father William
• desert fathers
• Sins of the Fathers : Downfall (one)
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college

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