Findings:

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• I'm not drinking any more
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)
• im in your pants (user)
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Got any ID please?
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm not sure
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• i'm everything_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• I'm too closed, I'm too cold and I am too tired.
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• I'm rather intimidated, I'll admit
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Tough Pants (user)
• Young, lovely, and wearing my towel
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Love In Any Language
• Any Mick'll Do
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• It's 2002. I'm shy with women and can only flirt in nodeshells
• Mr. Pants
• canada pants
• Training pants
• pants r us_root (category)
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• im not mikey (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• two pants suit
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Pick a card, any card
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• Hands off, I'm special
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas (user)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• cargo pants
• Indestructible Pants
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I'm Losing You
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• MC Pee Pants
• emergency pants
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Best viewed with any browser
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• There goes the neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• Too much "Why can't I get wifi, I'm right above my router?" on e2
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Napoleon's Pants (user)
• Rugby pants
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• IM
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Flying by the seat of your pants

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