Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm exhausted. Anyone with the balls to kill me can have all my stuff."

• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I'm All You Can Think About
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• All the fairies have gone
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• kill me now (user)
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Touch me I'm sick
• Someone please kill me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Smoking can kill you
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• All cats have nine tails
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Some flies have all the luck
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• all your faults in me
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• kill me now_root (category)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I'm going to kill you
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• It kills me to watch them go
• You can see right through me
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You will not remember me at all
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• My paintings are all I have
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It could have been me
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You Can Count on Me
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Can you hear me flailing
• Things video games have taught me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• kill me (user)
• Catch Me If You Can
• Know your pets
• What have you done for me lately?
• All of Me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• How can an atheist have morals?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Khaled Islambouli
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• What we think we know can kill us
• I have spent all night paging you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• All around me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• And All That Could Have Been
• Women want me when I'm taken
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• We are all we have
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Your eyes still kill me.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Being a dickhead
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast

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