Findings:
Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm cynical, but I'm not that cynical"
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Im-
- I'm never watching the Today Show Again
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- I'm Down
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- I'm in love: A reflection on life
- Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer_root (category)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm not Greg
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- im da best (user)
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm working on it
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm Tory Plan B
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- I'm on my last go-round
- im not mikey (user)
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I'm Rose (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm scared
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm glad I'm white
- I'm Alan Partridge
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- i'm everything_root (category)
- I'm Sas (user)
- HI im vik (user)
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm No Angel
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm just sayin'
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm Glad
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- im not mikey_root (category)
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm Your Fan
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I'm a schmuck-American
- I'm not in love, set me free
- They think I'm a god
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm scared of my car
- im in your pants_root (category)
- I'm Sas_root (category)
- HI im vik_root (category)
- I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
- I'm with the band
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm bored
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm the Bad Guy
- help im a rock (user)
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm Still Here
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- I'm a Boy
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm going to the moon
- Sitz im Leben
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- imm
- I'm not very cool
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