Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm an adult now"

• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Now I'm Nothing
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• Whip Inflation Now
• Now you know
• Hear me now
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• ApocoCrisp Now
• Now and Laters
• Democracy Now!
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• I am stalking your girls now
• This place is different now
• Adult crime, adult time
• Adult World
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Now more than ever
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• And Now for a Word
• Let Us Now Praise Famous Men
• Where is your savior now?
• Send Roubles Now
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• It's Raining Now
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• One decision I now regret
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• adult diaper
• Adult interactive fiction
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI im vik (user)
• I´m hungry!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Every Now and Then
• Anarchy Now!
• Buy now pay later
• ...And Now Miguel
• Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
• Supreme Court now allows jailing for minor traffic offenses
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Now, Voyager
• Fish Now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• if I had known then what I know now
• Adult personality inventory
• Adult Video News
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• Long Now Foundation
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Forbear dark night, my joys now bud again
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Now That's What I Call Music!
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• Adult FriendFinder
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• well im sure (user)
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Welcome to NOW
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• ex-girl friend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Exploitation Now
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• In the Army Now
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• hell is now love_root (category)
• feel now (user)
• Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• imm
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Full of Life Now
• Now or Never
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• The Now Show

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