• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Being a dickhead
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm so tough
• I don't care what religion you are
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• don't care
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care about the air
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so sorry
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Fuck them all but the six
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I don't care. That's genius.
• So you don't have to
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't fuck llamas
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• so save me_root (category)
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you

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