Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm An Adult Now"

• I'm feeling like a custard now
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Now I'm Nothing
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• It is now kistomary to cuss the bride
• Go Now
• What's the matter NOW?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• O Sacred Head, Now Wounded
• Now You See It
• Now available at the Learning Annex
• too late now (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If Not Now
• The entire point of being an adult
• Adult Learning Grant
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• do what now?
• Now you do what they told ya
• Go Now In Peace
• World News Now
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Something for Now
• Now dreary dawns the eastern light
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Adult DVD_root (category)
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Nothing can stop me now
• Now you're on the trolley
• URLs are cool now
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• You're in our world now
• Gonna Fly Now
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Ring Now
• Paradise Now
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Adult Rodeo
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• it is your turn now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Epoxylips Now (user)
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Millions now living will never die
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• kill me now (user)
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Now that I've told you
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• Whip Inflation Now
• Now you know
• Hear me now
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• ApocoCrisp Now
• Now and Laters
• Democracy Now!
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• I am stalking your girls now
• This place is different now
• Adult crime, adult time
• Adult World
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Now more than ever
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• And Now for a Word
• Let Us Now Praise Famous Men
• Where is your savior now?
• Send Roubles Now
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• It's Raining Now

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