• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I swear I'm not crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• almost everywhere
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Wild n' crazy fast food stories
• Crazy Fingers
• Crazy Redd
• marxists get crazy laid
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• The Crazy Canucks
• Crazy Diamond (user)
• crazy carl_root (category)
• crazy chick (user)
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm bored
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI im vik (user)
• I´m hungry!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Tonight I Almost Died
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• crazy carl (user)
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• crazy nut (user)
• Crazy Horse Memorial
• crazy water
• Crazy Horse Malt Liquor
• Crazy Frog Ringtones (user)
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• well im sure (user)
• almost (user)
• Almost Like a Whale?
• The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
• Crazy Harry
• Crazy l33t (user)
• Crazy Jeff_root (category)
• crazy chick_root (category)
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Almost Blue
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• ?c?r?a?z?y? (user)
• crazy nick (user)
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• Almost Live
• One Crazy Summer
• NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
• Crazy Screen Chess
• One kind of crazy
• Crazy Frog Ringtones_root (category)
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Not There
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Almost Transparent Blue

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