Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd rather be a cryin' little pussy than a faggy goth kid."

• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When we were little kids, running
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Be My Little General
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• Rather than trying
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Little kids = early acid trips
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• see kids pussy (user)
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I Love Little Pussy
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• What can be better than that?
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• The Wolf and the Seven Little Kids
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd rather read a book
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Kid, be a kid
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• a little thought for college kids
• A little lower than the angels
• In praise of little kids
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• play dumb
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• To do is to be
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Home surgery
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Foley is Good: And the Real World is Faker Than Wrestling
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• A Language Older Than Words
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Less than three
• Jack Be Nimble
• easier done than said
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• Goth Gangsta Rap II: In Da Club
• Lewiston, Idaho
• I knew I'd know you someday
• Kissing Dutch kids
• Kid tested, mother approved
• The Kids Are Alright
• Magnetic Kid
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• The Kenosha Kid (user)
• Rich Kids on LSD
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Little Amsterdam
• Little Wooden Boy
• Jump, Little Children
• Little Debbie Snack Cakes
• god with a little g
• Little Black Sambo
• The little smile of recognition, peculiar to noticing a stranger reading your favorite book
• Little Martha
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Rich Little
• The Lambkin and the Little Fish
• Little roosters
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• My Little Zygote
• little timmy_root (category)
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Another little piece
• little face (user)
• little Latin and less Greek
• pussy pumper_root (category)
• It doesn't get any better than this
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• all other times are better than 6 am
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Must be a lesbian
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• This poem can be put off no longer
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• Want to be a lawyer?
• better off with him than here with me
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame

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