Findings:

• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Charlotte Corday
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Charlotte Brontë
• charlotte white (user)
• UNC Charlotte
• Charlotte Jo (user)
• Charlotte Gainsbourg
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Charlotte Rampling
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Charlotte Knights
• Charlotte Martin
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Charlotte Motor Speedway
• Charlotte Moorman
• charlotte (user)
• Good Charlotte
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Charlotte Delbo
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle
• Charlotte Church wins Rear Of The Year
• Charlotte's Web
• charlotte white_root (category)
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Charlotte Perkins Gilman
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Charlotte Coleman
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Charlotte Bobcats
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Charlotte/Douglas International Airport
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Charlotte, the fossil whale
• Charlotte Hatherley
• Charlotte Turner Smith
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Charlotte Amalie, USVI
• Charlotte Hornets
• Charlotte Rae
• Charlotte Moore-Sitterly
• Princess Charlotte of Monaco
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• charlotte russe
• Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof
• Charlotte Hudson
• Charlotte Gray
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Charlotte Church
• Charlotte, North Carolina
• Charlotte Sting
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Charlotte
• Charlotte Casiraghi
• Queen Charlotte Islands
• charlotte nc
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• You say you love; but with a voice
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Long Haired Preachers
• She told me to say that
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• She only wants me for sex
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Dogs that have owned me
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• She Loves Me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• The whole world is lying to me
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• But I have seen the sun just once
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• The thought that kept me awake
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• She kills me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• you would have been
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Could you have danced with me?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• She Will Have Her Way
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Fell, But Tried
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• she, he, and me
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• She misses me

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