• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Would you like to know more?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I would like to have emotions
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Art has an actual purpose
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• With him it was always like
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• What pornos would have us believe
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• War is hell but men like it
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Run Like Hell
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• If I was beautiful like you
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I know I have been dreaming
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It's Like, You Know...
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Would you like fries with that?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Half-sour pickle
• What if architecture was like web design?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was doing so well.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• He'll never know what he's missing
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Act like you know
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I never thought it would be like this
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I would like
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• what would you like?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose

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