Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• She doesn't need me anymore
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You know our love will not fade away
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• nobody will let me start a country
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• She just looks at me
• She loved me for my maths
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Away to me
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• take me away
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She Loves Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Turn not towards me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• ender will save me (user)
• she, he, and me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Me and Will
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• She told me to say that
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• She approached me with some vague line
• She misses me
• If No One Will Love Me
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Calgon, take me away
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• She loves me, she loves me not
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• And then I will just slip away
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• She said she loved me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• At night, she still believes in him
• That one makes me scream, she said
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• She only wants me for sex
• She kills me
• away from me
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• She Fucks Me
• You will not remember me at all
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Holidays that matter to me
• give me one night to show the savage
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• She Will Have Her Way
• feline allergies
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Go Away
• Night lettergram
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Everybody in the Genepool: A Night of Recombinant Revelry
• Running away
• Last Cigarette of the Night
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• George W. Bush is a heartbeat away from the presidency
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• away goals rule
• She was steady
• She Wanted to Leave
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Afghanistan Day
• She is like an onion
• Holiday camps
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Home for the Holidays
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• why me?
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Speak To Me
• she wants to believe
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Turn the Page
• Return to me
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• Hard-code me, baby!
• San Francisco left turn
• Hear me now
• Whatever turns you on
• Augusta, Maine
• until the tides turn
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Will Oldham
• Me, Myself and Irene
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I will eat your soul
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.

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