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• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was never broken
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• We were never really friends
• the little friendship that never was
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I never really thought about it
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Surprised by Joy
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Not really by the rules, but...
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Why Socrates was really executed
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• You can never really escape the fire
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Adam really was the first man
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I was raised by the French government
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• just because they never bothered to really do
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• North by Northwest
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• Proof by Assertion
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Why sex in public is generally disapproved of by society
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Captured! by Robots
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• compelled by necessity
• The Garden by Moonlight
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Nil by Mouth
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
• hit by pitch
• Ee By Gum, Lord!
• Eliminating arbitrary constants by calculus
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• The Carriage of Goods By Sea Act of 1936
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• asphyxiated by life_root (category)
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• lightning captured by the sand
• What we mean by 'Jesus'
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• drowning by dreams
• A broken heart never heals
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Stop Burning
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• Never understimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• Why you never see baby pigeons
• These are the memories I never had
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Becky Never Left San Francisco
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• My love will never die
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• But what are they really thinking?
• really beautiful code
• Depression is a good thing
• Really Really Big Man
• Interstates which are not really interstates
• Tiny cranes, really tiny cranes.
• Easter Surprise
• the last time I surprised myself
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Where Once Life Was
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Since Hector was a pup
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• All he left her was alone
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• by any means necessary
• Baptism by fire
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Technology is the remedy for problems caused by technology
• accuracy by volume
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Stories by younger relations
• Something to remember me by
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• dangling by a string
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-B
• Personality is defined by other people
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
• Footwear Repairs by Craftsmen at Competitive Prices
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• A Summer Night
• Queer by choice
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• tales told by unlit roads
• This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I hope you'd never understand
• Return to Never Land
• Never (user)
• There will never be another you
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Dr. Sam Becket never returned home
• the trains were never for you.
• play dumb

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