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• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Adam really was the first man
• I was never broken
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Surprised by Joy
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• We were never really friends
• the little friendship that never was
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• I never really thought about it
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was raised by the French government
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• You can never really escape the fire
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Why Socrates was really executed
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• 1+2+3+ ... +n : Proof by Picture
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-A
• A by the book technical support call
• Interview with William Gibson by Mike Rogers
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Death by Cucco
• fly by wire
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Perverted by Language
• Report of Investigation by the Special Committee of the Board of Directors of Hollinger International Inc.
• Graft by approach
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Noders By The Lake: A Chicago-Style Nodermeet
• The music crept by us
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The Thread That Never Ends
• I'll never be the other woman
• You're never around when I need you
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• A Letter I Will Never Send
• Forever blue, but never black
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• Never light a bowl with a white lighter
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Is this really what it seems?
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Green tea is really apple and pear juice
• I'm Really Into Techno
• No Surprise
• I could not expect a single surprise
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Dumb laws
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• Last year was always better
• I married him because he was not mean
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was there
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• suicide by cop
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• very hard to play it by yourself
• Raised by wolves
• Continuously attacked by bees
• Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• Step By Step
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-A
• Slogans chanted by anti-globalization protesters
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
• matrix multiplication by a scalar
• trial by combat
• Death by tomato leaves
• A conspiracy of suicide by fiction
• Fanny by Gaslight
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• Knee high by the 4th of July
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• much visited by bees (user)
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never be the first to let go
• The Grass is Never Greener
• two positives never make a negative
• Never knowingly miss The Simpsons.
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• It Never Rains
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• A bird never flew on one wing
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Protein folding problem
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Canada's Really Big
• I really wonder how ethical it is
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering

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