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• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• You make it so hard to hate
• The night was alive, and so was I
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• It was the least I could do
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It was free, so I took it.
• You could be so delicious
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I was doing so well.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• gas axe
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• hard rock
• hard boiled egg
• Hard Times
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• Hard headed humanity
• hard sign
• hold
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Will Your Anchor Hold?
• watching miracles fall to earth, with only my breath to hold
• Laughing Rose
• And so, I left
• Just So Stories
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• I am still so lost, I am
• SOS Dinobots
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• sos (user)
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So Close
• so broken13 (user)
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
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• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was never any good at maths at school
• That Was The Week That Was
• This Was Your Life
• it was my birthday
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• At least he was gentle
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• The world was black and white
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• Was There a Time
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I was adored once too
• The Trees and the Axe
• Axe Player_root (category)
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• Rode hard and put up wet
• HTML formatted hard links
• Hard Chess
• What is that sound my hard drive is making?
• hard cocktail
• Hard Times Bike Club
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Hold your balls
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• Stolen moments of infinite justice laughing across the arboretum
• As above, so below
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• So I put the lasagne in the oven
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• lunchtime doubly so (user)
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I was a chess piece
• When I was young
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• was hael
• When I was Fair and Young
• back when our blood was still warm
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Ice axe
• I barely like you sober
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If these walls could talk
• I wish I could bottle you
• hard determinism
• Hard Boiled
• fixing broken hard disks
• hard yakka
• It's Hard to Speak My Heart
• School Hard
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Reformatting a hard drive
• Still Hold The Moon
• Hold Your Fire
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you

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