Findings:

• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• You, standing
• Is e2 supposed to contain information, or just compressed magazine articles?
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• I may or may not have been naked
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is music written or discovered?
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• It must have rained or something
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Be a model or just look like one
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Is e2 supposed to contain actual information, or just kooky thoughts?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Skate or Die
• Either/Or
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Herbs to recover lost or stolen items
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• Retina Soybean and/or Friends
• The Principles of Leverage, or A Pedal Powered Himalayan Jaunt
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Life, or something like it
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Becabde or Bezabde_root (category)
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Have I just accidentaly reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• Photography and religion
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• shift left (or right) logical
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• But my computer really IS possessed
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• To filter or not to filter
• Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Hey! Just say!
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Potato or Parmentier Soup
• Singular or plural?
• econo-pack pricing, or is it?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• The Manner of Procedure in Administrative Recourse and in the Removal or Transfer of Parish Priests
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Sell it or smell it
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• The Lemonade Diet or Master Cleanse
• Treat... or a trick?
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• I can't tell whether or not she's flirting with me
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I have more stories about trains for you
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• St. John's or St. John?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• Non-System Disk or Disk Error
• seven, plus or minus two
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• HOT or NOT
• Screw vs. bolt
• Vicar or Whatever (document)

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