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I hyperextended my vocabulary!

created by discofever

(idea) by discofever (2.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:51:53

Every once in a while, you'll be cruising the local strip mall, or maybe enjoying the fine product of your local Starbucks, you'll see one person sermonizing and pontificating to a group of friends, and he or she will be using big words, huge words, words so terrifyingly large that they'll often eat SAT words for lunch. And, in the midst of a particularly impressive rant, that person will suddenly fall, clutching their noggin in such pain! Well, they hyperextended their vocabulary.

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pontificating to the four walls hyperextended strip mall vocabulary
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