• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Stoned music memories
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have spent all night paging you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I have become furniture in your life
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Walls have Ears
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• because I have given up any care
• FreeBSD jail
• Conway's life
• The nine functions of life
• Three philosophies on life
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• the life of a sysadmin
• Assault life's joys with the justified ferocity of cheese
• The Life, Death, and Resurrection of Christ
• Ode to Dorm Life
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Chapter X
• The Abundance of Life...
• advanced cardiac life support
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• Big As Life
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Escaping the Monotony of Daily Life in a Fishbowl
• Life is not a paragraph
• Life for Life
• life list
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Life in the Slaw Lane
• Bring Me to Life
• On The Use And Abuse Of History For Life
• The Life Cycle Library for Young People, Volumes 3-4
• The Life of Aristotle
• Life Change Units
• Life DVD (user)
• The Life of A Horse
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• A single sunny day spent laughing in the face of impending disaster
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• need sex have money (user)
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• My So-Called Life
• water of life
• sentient life
• Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life
• The sex life of an electron
• T.A.Z.: The Psychotopology of Everyday Life
• Rodeo Cowboy's Life
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Life as a Puzzle
• When life gives you shit
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
• Life in a Glass House
• change your life
• Professional life: KISS and KICK principles
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Life in Laralay
• One Life to Live
• vicissitudes of life
• quarter life crisis
• Still Life with Spherical Mirror
• Life With Bonnie
• The Life of Alfred I
• asphyxiated by life (user)
• Love of my Life
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• A Double Life
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• Your thighs are a matter of life and death.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• What Might Have Been
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have Blue_root (category)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Get out of jail free card
• Life expectancy
• Things that give life meaning
• Life on the Mississippi
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• As I Ebb'd with the Ocean of Life
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• 10% life, 90% drama
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Preface
• The Life Stealer
• The unexamined life
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Long Life
• Algorithmic Complexity and Life
• life history
• Into each life some rain must fall
• Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl
• In The Life
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• Antarctica: Life in a dream wonderous

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