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I did not have sexual relations with that woman

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(idea) by Shanoyu (2.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:27:03

Infamous quote by Bill Clinton, the quote in its entirety went, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky." He said this while wagging his fingers at the media and also perjured himself under oath, leading to his impeachment and eventual acquittal in a trial in the United States Senate, which included many of the players and lawyers from the Watergate Scandal and the near impeachment of Nixon.

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