Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I Was A Teenage Ninja"

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• I was a teenage Overlord
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Mystical Ninja
• Ninja Spirit
• Surf Ninjas
• Tongan Ninja
• the teenage years
• Teenage Wasteland
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Jesus was Mexican
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Ninja Resurrection
• I like Ninjas
• How to kiss like a ninja
• Teen-Age Wind
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was sure it was her
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• All he left her was alone
• ninja sex
• The Ninja Scare
• Ninjas are people too
• generalized teenage punk rock angst
• Seventh Dream of Teenage Heaven
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• kung-fu space ninjas
• Ninja Combat
• Beverly Hills Ninja
• The Teenage Liberation Handbook
• Issy the Teenage Rainbow
• A father to his teenage son
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Leather bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• American Ninja
• Chinese Super Ninja
• Japanese Ninja Museums
• Bad teenage poetry
• Frank Black and Teenage Fanclub
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• What was left after the party
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• What was left was tiny
• ninja
• Master Lee's School of Samurai Ninja Asskick-Ryu Karate
• Operation: Ninja Patriot
• Cyborg Ninja (user)
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• The same old album: An account of teenage relationships
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Ninja Pope (user)
• Ninja High School
• The Secret Doctrine of the Yagu Ninja
• Atari Teenage Riot

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