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I hate this god damn robot

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(thing) by artman2003 (4 hr) (print)   ?   9 C!s I like it! Fri Nov 10 2006 at 21:25:25

"OK, robot, would you like to play a game?"

Game is never.

"No, that... that doesn't make any sense. Would you like to play a game, yes or no?"

I am spit.

"You are spit?? I don't--"

BLLLLURRRRRGGG!

"Shit! What the--? What is this green shit you're spitting out? God it stinks! Why the hell did you spit that shit all over me? Jesus!"

Your head is a suck.

"Ew, aw gaw... wha? My head is a what? Are you trying to insult me?"

BLLLAARRRRRRGGG!

"Son of a bitch! Quit spitting that shit at me, dammit! What is this shit?! Aw God... it's so... just... ugh! I'm gonna smack the shit oughtta ya!"

SMACK! TWANG! BAP! BING!

"There, how do ya like--?!"

Your shoe is penis.

"My sh--?!"

BLUUAAAARRRGGGGGG!!!

"God dammit I hate this robot!"

SMACK! BAP! BANG! BANG! SMACK!

BLLLAARRRRRRGGG!

Your mother big fellatio.

"Aw gawd this stuff, aw I'm gonna be sick! Wha, What'd you say about my m---?!"

BLLLLURRRRRGGG!

"I think I'm gonna throw up! Wha, is this some kind of oil? I didn't put this shit in you! Where did--?"

Your nose with vagina, upstairs.

"OK, apparently all you want to do is spit this green oily shit and insult, and you're not even good at the latter! I graduated from MIT, you know, I don't underst--"

BLLLAARRRRRRGGG!

"I hate this god damn robot!"

SMACK! BRAP! BANG! BANG! SMACK! BONG!

Your anus is hamster.

"Now, I take great offense to that. And I'm not even sure why. Come on. Let's play game. A card game, like Rummy, Shanghai, or maybe we can play Parcheesi."

Your face are nipple dung.

BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGG! BLURG! BLARG!

"I hate this damn robot!"

SMACK! BRAP! BANG! BANG! SMACK! BA-GLAM!

BLLLUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGG! PWUH!

"Man I hate this robot! I HATE you! Ah, shit my hand hurts now!"

You up stinkpoo.

"You're up a stinkpoo, too! You god damn frickin-- grr!"

SMACK! BRAP! KA-BLAM-AM-AM-AM-AM-AM! BOP! BLANG! TWANG!

Your fight is joke.

"You're a joke!"

CRANG! BAP! BANG! BANG! SMACK! BA-GLAM-BONG!

BLUUAAAARRRGGGGGG!! BLUUURRRRRRRG! BLARG!

SMACK! BRAP! KA-BLAM-AM-AM-AM-AM-AM! BOP! CANG! BLANG! TWANG!

Cunt flap today frenzy.

KA-BLAM-AM-AM-AM-AM-AM! BOP! BLANG! TWANG!

Your head--

BAM!

-- is --

BLANG!

-- feeble pussy.

BLUUAAAARRRGGGGGG!! BLARG!

"Gawd, blech! Ptoo! Aw, I hate this robot! I hate it! I hate this god damn robot. I am getting seriously ill here. I think this jacket is ruined."

Yours mouth wiggling labias. Labia.

SMACK! BLANG!

Labia.

BLONG!

Labia.

BONG!

...

...

...

Labia.

SMACK! BRAP! KA-BLAM-AM-AM-AM-AM-AM! BOP! CANG! BLANG! TWANG!   CRASH! TING TANG!    rollrollrollroll...

"Ha! Spit on me now, you stupid headless robot! Ha! You got served, bitch!"

Labia.

"I hate this god damn robot."

KICK!    PA-TANG-BONG!    rollrollrollrollroll- bonk!

"I'm gonna go clean up!"






















Labia.



For SciFiQuest 2106


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