Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an out of body experience
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Sex with a chicken
- How can an atheist have morals?
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Knots I have known and loved
- Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Wild Tigers I Have Known
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How long is a piece of string?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I want to have known
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- You, standing
- how long does it go (user)
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How long do babies sleep?
- How we have grown apart
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- How to "Have People"
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to ride long distances in a car
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Ghosts I have known
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How to grow your hair long
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Astro City #5
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- How the mighty have fallen
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- 206
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How Long is a Chinaman
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dead people I have known
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Sally guests I have known
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Winning back your girlfriend
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Fight Clubs I have known
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How Long Blues
- Using google cache to scan a web page for relevance to your research
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to make mead
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to eat an ice cream cone
- How to Moderate a Listserv using qmail
- How to pop popcorn
- How Eulenspiegel became an eyeglass maker
- How I survived the Great Conclusion Jump of 1995
- Calculating your annual radiation dosage
- How Amtrak lost my business
- Opening a bottle of wine
- O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- Stealing a girlfriend
- How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
- Dr. Girlfriend
- How to scrape for cash
- How To Buy Banner Ads On Everything2 (document)
- How To Get On In Society
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Make an egg bounce
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Cleaning your laptop
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Discussions on how to score Tetris
- No, but I'll have a beer
- How to procure marijuana
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- How to quit your web journal
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- How to learn anything fast
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- How to wash your ass
- People want what they cannot have
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
- How to raise your son to inherit your dictatorship
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- How to knit socks
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- Charles Bridgeman
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- How to get away with murder
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- How to fall
- Immunizing a dog
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- How to speak Guiri Spanish
- Where have all the poets gone?
- If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- How conatus compels divine ketosis through a radical kenosis
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- How to Cook a Pig
- how to make a spider
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- the dreams that should have died
- If I Had Known
- painting stars that have come to be
- Huey Long
- Impressing a woman
- Learn how to spell
- Long Range Desert Group
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
- A Starfleet Officer's Field Guide to First Contact
- How to recycle a computer properly
- Long Life
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
- Long Island Ducks
- How to cross the road in Europe
- Long Fellow (user)
- How to drink urine to survive
- True love has waited long enough
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Longs for Cutts (user)
- Reading a string in C
- long night walks_root (category)
- How Beastly the Bourgeois Is
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
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