Retort in the Lucasarts video game The Secret of Monkey Island, the only game to date to decide the outcome of swordfights with insults (all of which are, incidentally, penned by Orson Scott Card.)

The insult that this transverts is the first one you get, from the trainer guy: "You fight like a dairy farmer!"

This is the first battle response Guybrush Threepwood learns in The Secret of Monkey Island, and is Guybrush's most-often misused insult retort throughout the course of the series (with hilarious results). As Carla (aka the Swordmaster of Melee Island) tells Guybrush, "You never did know when to use that one."