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• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Surely he would remember this
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Words that only have one context
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• He Is Born
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• she, he, and me
• if you weren't real I would make you up
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• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• He Knows Not Their Names
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He weaves his words
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He taught me how to smoke
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He says she says
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• I married him because he was not mean
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• He loves me, he loves me not
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• The turkey, he faint
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• He dreams of smoke
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He who has ears, let him hear
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• He's Gone
• great things he has taught us
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He's on fire!
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Li He
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He (user)
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• he faked murder_root (category)
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• hes (user)
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• he just died
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Our God, He Is Alive
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• he/she
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who controls the past controls the future
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• He holds things, and he drops things
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• and he thinks he (user)

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