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• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• If God was willing to let it be
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• More than he was willing to give
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Thought My Father Was God
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• It was all God's fault
• Our God, He Is Alive
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Man was created in God's image
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He tampered in God's domain
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• God can do what he wants
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All he left her was alone
• At least he was gentle
• I married him because he was not mean
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• God was created in man's image
• He Was a Crook
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Gods
• God Mode
• Your God Is Too Small
• My God
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• God as putty
• Earth God
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• The Secrets Of God
• God Bless the Child
• Ray Charles is God
• City of God Book XIV
• God's Reply
• God Wants You! (for the 3rd Crusade)
• How do you make God laugh?
• The Charge of the God
• God is not a pattern
• God comments his code, you should too
• The Battle for God
• The Dude and God's People
• Llama God (user)
• Gods and Generals
• God, Love, and the Democratic Process
• The Gods of Pegana
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• God will punish you
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• he faked murder_root (category)
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was searching glass
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• When I Was a Lad
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• It was not death, for I stood up
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Olympia, Washington
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• How America was mapped
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Cain was the first technologist
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was left was tiny
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Random Number God
• Children of God
• Hebrew words for God
• The Scientist vs. God
• God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
• God of glory
• God Hates Fundies
• City of God Book VIII : 2
• City of God Book XVIII : 2
• Of Gods and Men: The Orphic Cult
• If There Is a God
• The Gift of God
• How To Think About God
• Let sleeping gods lie
• New Gods
• Oh, God!
• Casual Gods
• Ye gods and little fishes
• i am tha god a speed
• Shaving God
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Adam as a Vehicle for Justifying God's Punishment in Paradise Lost
• God helmet
• s/he
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says the most beautiful things
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• he who pays the piper calls the tune
• he had a dream
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• The world was designed for giant squid
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• This Was Your Life
• Since Adam was a boy
• The teachers thought I was insane
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• When touch was simple
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• boku wa toire
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• was hael
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• The rest was not perfected
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• man when you are telling me how it was
• gods (usergroup)
• God Time
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• God's name
• Faith In God
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?

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