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• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• How to have an out of body experience
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Evolution has never been observed
• It hasn't been so long, but
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Sally guests I have known
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Men have feelings too
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I have one whole anus
• Why we have two ears
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Long Haired Preachers
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• What do I have of my mother's?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Words have power
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Been
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I have lots of gay friends
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Till We Have Faces
• My hands have lost their memory
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Could you have danced with me?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• we have sought the ugliest things
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I've been crowned the king of it
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Walls have Ears

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