Findings:
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- the hottest it has ever been
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
- ASCII porn
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- Johnny Evers
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- Hitler has only got one ball
- List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- Cats don't masturbate
- Porn industry
- Golden Age of Porn
- Aunt Peg
- Free Porn Site_root (category)
- porn lover (user)
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
- Drawing knots with ASCII art
- The best teacher I ever had
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Nothing ever changes
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No government can ever give you freedom
- All I ever wanted to be
- Best Week Ever
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- The best thing ever
- The Universe said, Ha!
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The etrix has you
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
- George W. Bush's address, the War on Iraq has begun - March 19, 2003
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- The stylesheet has you (stylesheet)
- Manage
- Infinite pop-up porn ads
- the days before porn
- History of porn (c.1840 to 1930)
- Apocalypse porn
- Free Porn Psp_root (category)
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- To anyone contemplating suicide
- pronouncing ASCII characters
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Will I ever know?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Ever Falling (user)
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- ha oto shelanu
- You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
- Has Internet advertising lost its mind?
- La illah ha il Allah
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Managed care
- softcore porn
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
- Free Porn Video (user)
- Porn DVD (user)
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- High school racism, anyone?
- Deep ASCII
- Unhappily Ever After
- The bravest man I've ever known
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- the time has come
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- 911 has an automated response
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- What has disappeared
- thought has become irritatingly symphonic
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Running to 3D Porn
- Cheese Porn
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Black Clip Free Porn (user)
- Porn Lorem Ipsum
- Love Actually
- A word from anyone's alien
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- ASCII pad
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- The most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- Japanese alphabet
- Ha Jin
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
- cheesy disco porn music
- Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
- fake porn site
- Free Full Length Porn (user)
- Free Hardcore Porn (user)
- Seven steps to successfully settling disputes over online purchases
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Odd ASCII Characters
- ASCII to hexadecimal character
- Does this ever go away?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The smallest IDE Driver ever
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Elvis has left the building
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Plastic Has Memory
- The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Why the Bear Has No Tail
- Why the chromatic scale has twelve tones
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- System Managed tableSpace
- 3D Porn
- food porn
- Free Porn Video_root (category)
- Porn DVD_root (category)
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Never date anyone you meet on the internet
- basic Latin (ASCII) subsets of Unicode
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- Yom Hashoah
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- September has such a feeling
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- The pretty girl has no friends
- A man has died
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