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• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Experience has made me bitter
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• feline allergies
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• What in the world has come over me
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Yom Ha Shoah
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• the time has come
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• The Path Has Vanished
• Your hair has turned white
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• ba shana ha ba'a
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Attention has been paid
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Why the chromatic scale has twelve tones
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• The full moon made me do it
• ha ha only serious
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• A community without shame has no future
• How to find something which has been lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What to get the guy that has everything
• Has Been
• What has disappeared
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• the hottest it has ever been
• my body has taken over my thinking
• A serious error has occurred
• Witchcraft Has Not A Pedigree
• Baltimore has the best storms
• ha (user)
• Sex Has Consequences
• The stylesheet has you (stylesheet)
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Each one has their own story
• jo ha kyu
• i ro ha
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• The Belgian King Has Left The Building, The End Of Belgium
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• has the X nature
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• ne mo ha mo nai
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mal Yeon Gyeol Ha Gi
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• This has not been an easy year.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Good fiction has a price
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
• I was a homeless bum
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Yom Hashoah
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Detroit has a fist
• my dog it has three corners
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• Books made me a person
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Something inside has died
• Life has its course
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• The etrix has you
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• True love has waited long enough
• Roe has got to go
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Education has failed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Your computer has been cracked
• No one has died
• Bad fiction has a price
• Cold gin that has been near vermouth
• Where has the grace gone?
• Morning Has Broken
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• 911 has an automated response
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• Detroit has a skyline
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Ha
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• @#@#@#ha (user)
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Water has negative calories
• Elvis has left the building
• ha oto shelanu
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Oceania has never been at war
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• September has such a feeling
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• coolio go home ha ha_root (category)
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Devil made me do it
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• My warranty has run out
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• Choe Kyu Ha
• Pu Ha Din
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• great things he has taught us
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Plastic Has Memory
• The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Everyone has their antarctic
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Rank Has Its Privileges
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Time Has Come Today
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• E2 has gone CRAZY!

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