ATTN international noders! Most ninjagirls are US domestic, and if we send cookies to you in Outer Mongolia or Barcelona or London or whatever they will be doorstops by the time they get to you, being as how these are home-baked non-mummified and otherwise preservative-free type cookies. Please msg me first so we can try to use the Sekrit International Sisterhood of Ninjas to make all your cookie fantasies come true. Thankee. UPDATE! If you are in the U.K., princess loulou will bake you cherry cookies or Proper English Biscuits! (2 more batches left)!
Move over, Girl Scouts. Now there's something NINJA!
A little known fact about ninjagirls is that when they tie blue-and-white checked pinafore aprons on over their black leather catsuits and trade their katanas for potholders, they can kick Betty Crocker's suburban ass in a no-holds barred yum-down.
Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the coven - and you can get yours by making a contribution to the donation box via PayPal between now and October 15th (we bake after the 15th and send between then and the Monday after that weekend). With each donation of $10, you can choose one (1) batch of homemade ninjagirl yummies baked just for you. Just make your donation, and forward the confirmation email to arcanamundi@sbcglobal.net with your choice! If you don't see what you crave here, msg to see if we can accomodate your special tastes.
Your choices (watch this space as more ninjagirls hit the cookbooks!):
- ailie's chocolate-swirled bread (just *imagine* putting some peanut butter on it!)
- momomom's Tried and True Snickerdoodles! or
- ALL GONE: Chiisuta's SEX BROWNIES!
Only one more batch left!
- Wuukiee's Chocolate-chocolate cookie-cookies!,
4321 batches of 1 doz. available
- Wuukiee's Bananarama Bread (2 dessert loaves available!) or
- ALL GONE: arcanamundi's Chocolate Cherry Brownies -
21 batches of 1 doz. available!
- nocte's Old Fashioned Peanut Butter Cookies, or
- nocte's soon-to-be famous kitchen sink cookies (peanut butter, butter, oatmeal, eggs, chocolate, heath, m&m's and whatever is laying around the house),
- First batch is a very special dedication that will be coming super-sekrit-sooprise-stylee from one noder to another.
ALL GONE!- arcanamundi's Monster Cookies (raisin-apricot-cherry-chocolate-chip cookies) -
4321 no batches of 1 doz. available! - First batch goes to sekicho!
- Second batch goes to imprecation!
- Third batch goes to Ereneta!
- Fourth batch is a sooper sekrit sooprise from one noder to another!
- karma debt's Ebony and Ivory Cookies (chocolate chip and oatmeal, side by side In! Perfect! Har-Mo-NEE!) or
- Scribe's Whipcrack Ginger Snaps -
4 32 batches of 1 doz. available!
ALL GONE! - ac_hyper's Quite Good Indeed Cookies (whole wheat flour, chocolate chips, dates, raisins, walnuts, peanut butter, and oatmeal!) -
54321 no more batches of 1 doz. available! - First batch goes to eeyore14!
- Second batch goes to oakling!
- Third batch goes to No Springs!
- Fourth batch goes to arcanamundi!
- Last batch is another sooper sekrit sooprise from one noder to another!
SPECIAL! OMG, PIE! ONLY ONE NONE MORE LEFT!
For an extra-special donation of $30 - YOU can have PIE. Baked by Miss karma debt, cryogenically packaged in freezie insulation bags, and shipped special air. Yes PIE! Chris-O says i'd just like to state for the record that i've had kd's caramel apple pie and HOT DAMN is it good.
- MARVELOUS MYSTERY ANONYMOUS DONOR NODER gets a pie.
- No Springs says "just because Chris-O makes it sound so good!"
ACT NOW AND RECEIVE THIS SPECIAL BONUS!
For an extra $5, fuzzy and blue and her amazing singing ninjagirl chorus will also call your answering machine and sing you the NINJAGIRL FIGHT SONG on your answering machine or voicemail! Written by bitca, it goes like this:
TRA-LA-LA PIE!
BUM-PA-DUMP GIN!
COO-CA-CHOO BOOBIES!
LA-LA-LA KICKINASS!
On the call-list: eeyore14, oakling, your name here!
And we are SO CUTE when we do it! Five dollah! | 
