Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Glad I'm Not God!"

• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm Glad
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• They think I'm a god
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• My cats think I'm a God
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm glad I'm white
• Word of God
• Dear God
• An eternity spent apart from God
• A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The knowledge of the world is the enemy of God
• Food of the Gods
• City of God Book VI
• City of God Book XVI
• Of Gods and Men
• Room for God in the holes of Science
• Henry Ford vs God
• Your arm's too short to box with God
• Talking with God
• The God part of the brain
• Hindu Love Gods
• God and Mammon
• Grooming is between you and the Lord God
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• And there find God in everyone
• God is Still Speaking,
• Omnipotence in the powers of God
• child of God (user)
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not a dick.
• GladRags
• There is no god but God
• funerary god
• Small Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• God (user)
• I saw god
• Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
• Strange Gods
• Why does God need a starship?
• god help me
• Text God (user)
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• City of God Book III : 2
• City of God Book XVIII : 3
• Of Gods and Men: Logos
• Putting God to the test
• The Stage Manager is God
• Our God, He Is Alive
• God condemns engineering
• War Gods
• sex god (user)
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• The Kingdom of God
• Volcano God
• Da God Sincere_root (category)
• God and Guinness are not mutually exclusive
• God of Light (user)
• Does God care who wins?
• god hates fags
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm a Boy
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• Break me. I'm elated.
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• There is only ONE God
• Man was created in God's image
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Wrath of God
• What Would God Do?
• God is a she
• God Light
• Earthen God Family
• City of God Book I
• The Insect God
• god sim
• God's Blessing
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Five: Though Unmanifest God is Most Manifest
• You tell me this is God?
• God is an abortionist
• God is a Cat
• The laws of God, the laws of man,
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• God Shave The Queen
• God King
• Vernon God Little
• TGoP: Of the Game of the Gods
• In front of God and everyone
• war god (user)
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I´m hungry!
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Godel's theorem applied to God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water god
• Machina/The Machines of God
• The Gods Themselves
• God and those dang Computers
• Thunder God (user)
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• The Stars' Tennis Balls
• God and Infinity
• City of God Book XVI : 2
• Of Gods and Men: TOC
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 1
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• Hammer of the Gods
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• God Bless My Underwear
• To The God of Love
• God's Acre
• God's gift to women
• Pissant God (user)
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• He tampered in God's domain
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched

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